Wednesday is President Donald Trumps 71 st birthday.
That means theres no time like the present to reflect on all things Donald: his subconsciou, his success, everything.
While youre at it though, dont forget the tweets. After all, its his favorite medium.
Over its first year, hes utilized that medium to say some truly ridiculous things. On this, his 71 st birthday, we take some time to recognize 71 of them( thats right, there are that many ).
As the president would say, Enjoy!
That time he spread a conspiracy ideology about global warming.
That time he told we need global warming because its freezing in New York.
That time he devoted Katy Perry dating advice.
And then, 2 years later, union advice.
That time hewas salty about the electoral college after Barack Obama prevailed a second term.
That time he falsely prophesied Obama would start a crusade with Iran.
That time he indicated Andrew Jackson, who was a slaveowner, couldve prevented the Civil War.
That time he somehow connected Deflategate to Hillary Clintons emails.
That time he made a listing of promises for what hed do in his first 100 dates and then downplayed it formerly he got there.
That time he called the electoral college a catastrophe for a democracy exclusively to prevail the conference of presidents via the electoral college four years later.
When he told Russians are happy Obama got re-elected, four years before Russians tried to help get him elected.
That time he called Russia investigations the greatest witch hunt, instead of the actual Salem witch hunts.
That time he connoted inoculations effect autism.
When he basically told everyone Sean Spicer cant be accurate.
That time where reference is savagely extended after Arianna Huffington.
And did the same to Rosie ODonnell.
That time he replied Alec Baldwins totally funny parody of him wasnt funny.
That time he couldnt facilitate but be petty while wishing everyone a happy New Year.
When he did the same, for some reason, on 9/11.
That time he explored nuclear strategy over social media.
That time he made up illegal elections out of thin air.
That time he suggested Anthony Weiner wouldentertain underage girls.
Ok, sadly, that was prophetic.
That time he rent his future colleague, Paul Ryan.
That time he told people to go watch a copulation tape.
That time he tried to act classy by not calling Megyn Kelly a bimbo.
That time he said there needs to be outcomes for humanitarian work.
That time he proposed giving women around the military is the reasonsexual assault existed in the armed forces.
That time he celebrated being congratulated over a terrorist attack.
That time he cited anextremely believable source to spread afalse plot theoryabout the sitting chairpeople birth certificate.
And then a year laterimplied something suspicious was behind the death of a state health administrator who approved Obamas birth certificate.
That time he celebrated Cinco de Mayo like this.
That timehe preoccupied over Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewarts relationship.
Like, genuinely obsessed.
No, like, actually, really obsessed.
That time he overestimated the influence of Twitter.
That time he articulated any poll about him that isnt positive is imitation news.
That time threatened to spill the beans about Ted Cruzs wife.
That time he contended his White House wasnt a mess as anonymous generators inside his White House told newspapers it was a mess.
That time he asked a question about impeachment, three years too early.
Democrats sure wish they could.
That time he accused former President Obama of wiretapping him, without evidence.
That time he ambiguously threatened to send in the Feds to Chicago.
When he started to backtrack off its statement of claim that Mexico will pay for the wall.
When he called the media the enemy of the people.
That time he said the election was rigged , not long before acquiring it.
When he publicly threatened to take away federal funds from a school.
When he uncovered what itd take for Vladimir Putin to become his bestie.
When he said his own government needs to shutdown.
That time he quoth his favorite gun control policy.
His theory about how Derek Jeter get injured once.
Lightbulbs cause cancer.
That time he came here at Cher.
That time he suggested is highly overrated.
When he told Michelle Malkin what she should be ashamed about.
When he complained about Obamas golf.
That time he replied Ronda Rousey is not a nice person.
That time he blamed Steve Jobs widow for having a boyfriend.
That time he tweeted about Barney Franks teats( yes, this is real life ).
That time he asked for Steve Jobs to come back, even though he was already dead.
That time he talked about campaigning members of his own political party.
That time he uttered his pity( not really) with the haters and losers.
That time he bragged about his I.Q. while improperly spacing his own sentence.
That time he suggested hedtaped discussions between himself and James Comey.
Not Nixonian at all.
That time he entertained a conspiracy hypothesi about Ted Cruzs dadand then said he had nothing to do with it.
That time he assured everyone he doesnt wear a wig.
That time he spoke John Oliver had a extremely boring and low-toned rated show.
That time he called an NBC host sleepy eyes
That time heoffered his thoughts on Diet Coke.
That time he more or less prophesied what his presidency would be like.
That time he offered President Obama positive incentives to resign.